I died last week

I died last week.
I left no forwarding address.
I forgot to pay the phone bill,
I forgot to feed the cat,
I left my shoes in the hallway.
There are still three months on my magazine subscription.
Perhaps they will credit my estate.
I have a hair appointment next week,
And just filled up with petrol.
Death really was an inconvenience.
I wonder where I left my car keys?

Gerald Lee Jordan
Diamond Harbour NZ
09 January 2013